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Total Medals Earned: 939 (From 122 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 15,315 Points

K.O.L.M.

Medals Earned: 4/4 (40/40 points)

Do you love me, Mother? 5 Points

You might earn this for winning her affection.

I still can't see through her lies. 5 Points

But will she love me now that I can see at all?

Oh, right, KOLM! 25 Points

That should have been obvious from the start.

Secret Medal ????? Points

Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!

K.O.L.M. 2

Medals Earned: 5/6 (25/50 points)

EASYCOMPLETE 5 Points

Beat the game on Easy

FINDGIRL 5 Points

Find the girl.

FIRSTBOMB 5 Points

Explode your first bomb.

LIGHTARMOR 5 Points

Get the first light upgrade.

OLDHOUSE 5 Points

Visit your old house.

HARDCOMPLETE 25 Points

Beat the game on without hints.

K.O.L.M.I.A.M.

Medals Earned: 22/22 (200/200 points)

Beat Level 1 5 Points

Beat Level 1

Beat Level 10 5 Points

Beat Level 10

Beat Level 11 5 Points

Beat Level 11

Beat Level 12 5 Points

Beat Level 12

Beat Level 13 5 Points

Beat Level 13

Beat Level 14 5 Points

Beat Level 14

Beat Level 15 5 Points

Beat Level 15

Beat Level 2 5 Points

Beat Level 2

Beat Level 3 5 Points

Beat Level 3

Beat Level 4 5 Points

Beat Level 4

Beat Level 5 5 Points

Beat Level 5

Beat Level 6 5 Points

Beat Level 6

Beat Level 7 5 Points

Beat Level 7

Beat Level 8 5 Points

Beat Level 8

Beat Level 9 5 Points

Beat Level 9

Beat Level 16 10 Points

Beat Level 16

Beat Level 17 10 Points

Beat Level 17

Beat Level 18 10 Points

Beat Level 18

Beat Level 19 10 Points

Beat Level 19

Beat Level 20 10 Points

Beat Level 20

CHALLENGE MODE COMPLETE 25 Points

Completed Challenge Mode. Well Done.

15 MINUTE CHALLENGE MODE 50 Points

Completed Challenge Mode in less than 15 Minutes. Wow.

King conquers Space

Medals Earned: 2/4 (20/95 points)

First Ten 10 Points

Conquer 10 Planets in the first 10 seconds

Space Trooper 10 Points

Get a score of 60 or above

Corners of Space 25 Points

Conquer all four corners within 30 seconds

King 50 Points

Get a score of 70 or above

Lab of the Dead

Medals Earned: 22/25 (800/1,000 points)

Default Of The Dead 5 Points

Discover 5 neutral reactions.

Expiration Date Reached 5 Points

Terminate 5 specimens.

That's No Gimmick 5 Points

Use 1 appropriate item.

I Make Things Happen 10 Points

Do a total of 50 actions.

Animal Cruelty 25 Points

Kill 10 animals with your research.

Bad Behavior 25 Points

Discover 5 aggressive reactions.

Bloated Equals Happy 25 Points

Feed 20 pounds of food to your specimen.

Getting To Know You 25 Points

Fully research 1 specimen.

I Know What You Like 25 Points

Use 1 preferred item.

Know How To Use It 25 Points

Fully research 10 items.

Taking It Easy 25 Points

Discover 5 passive reactions.

We Must Amputate! 25 Points

Cut 1 limb from your specimen.

Wigglin' Time! 25 Points

Cut 4 limbs from your specimen.

A True Scientist 50 Points

Research all the techniques at least once.

Laid Back 50 Points

Discover 40 passive reactions.

Master Chef 50 Points

Try all the food items.

Star Pupil 50 Points

Discover 5 advanced reactions.

Temper Tantrum 50 Points

Discover 40 aggressive reactions.

This And That 50 Points

Try all the objects.

Weapons Expert 50 Points

Try all the weapons.

Bub Would Be Proud 100 Points

Discover 30 advanced reactions.

Methodical Deconstruction 100 Points

Find all the ways to kill or incapacitate the specimen.

J-J-J-Jaw Breaker! 50 Points

Find all the ways to rip the specimen's jaw off.

Labor Intensive 50 Points

Do a total of 1000 actions.

Dr. Frankenstein 100 Points

Reach 100% on your total completion statistic.

Larry And The Gnomes

Medals Earned: 16/27 (500/1,000 points)

AAAARRG!! 5 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes while enraged

Destruction 5 Points

Kill over 50 Gnomes

Meet the Mage Master 5 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT I

Warm Up 5 Points

Complete the Tutorial Level

Accidental Archeologist 10 Points

Discover ancient Skull Statues

ACT I 10 Points

Complete Act I

Power Kill 10 Points

Kill a Gnome in one hit

ACT II 25 Points

Complete Act II

Bash the Boar 25 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT II

Decapitation Retaliation 25 Points

Kill an entire Level of Gnomes with the heads of other Gnomes

Mass Destruction 25 Points

Kill over 100 Gnomes

ACT III 50 Points

Complete Act III

Fight the Freak 50 Points

Fight the Boss in ACT III

Mitten Hand Ninja 50 Points

Kill an entire level of Gnomes with nothing but your bare hands

ACT IV 100 Points

Complete the Game!

Battle of the Gnome King 100 Points

Fight the Gnome King!

Blood Lust 25 Points

Sever 20 Gnome heads in a row

Convenience Mining 100 Points

Collect 15 Precious Gems

Sword Connoisseur 100 Points

Find all of the 8 hidden Cameo Swords

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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LARRY: Big Dipper

Medals Earned: 10/11 (475/500 points)

Angry Rock Basher 25 Points

destroy 10 boulders in a single Rage

Gem Collector 25 Points

Collect all 10 gems in a single run

Nice And Healthy 25 Points

Collect all health orbs in a single run

Rageaholic 25 Points

Collect all rage orbs in a single run

Free Faller 50 Points

survive for 3 minutes

Massive Damage 50 Points

Destroy 20 boulders in a single Rage

Badass Dipper 100 Points

Reach the bottom of the Giant Pit

Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Secret Medal ????? Points

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Glutton for Recovery 25 Points

use every antitode orb to recover from poisoning in a single run

LARRY: Doug-Out

Medals Earned: 4/7 (185/270 points)

Maxed Weapons 10 Points

Max upgrades in weapons.

Bloody Doug 25 Points

Beat doug to his bloodiest.

Endurance Master 50 Points

Last up to day 15.

Massive Score 100 Points

Reach a score of 1 million

Best Quality In Town 10 Points

Max upgrades in ale quality.

Perfect Run 25 Points

Beat a level past day 5 without losing any ale from doug.

Maxed Money 50 Points

Earn over $2000 in one day.

LARRY: Gnomergeddon

Medals Earned: 6/9 (310/435 points)

Pot Shot Larry 10 Points

Kill 10 Gnomes in a row using only your Sling

Gnome Assassin 50 Points

Kill 25 Medium Gnomes

Ice Cracker 50 Points

Kill a Gnome Ice Mage

Lil Gnome Thumper 50 Points

Kill 50 small gnomes

Power Puncher 50 Points

Kill a Gnome Power Mage

Miner Muncher 100 Points

Kill 5 Gnome Miners

Anger MisManagement 25 Points

Kill 30 Gnomes in a single level in one burst of Rage

Corpse Looter 50 Points

collect 10 gems

Down-Whacks are Crack 50 Points

Kill every Gnome in a level using only Sprint Leap Attacks

LARRY: Pup Run

Medals Earned: 1/7 (10/75 points)

Hungry Muncher 10 Points

Eat 50 pieces of fruit in a single run

Barely Broken 5 Points

Smash through a brick wall and survive!

Crushing Victory 5 Points

break 20 hurdles in a single run

Doug Mount 10 Points

find and ride Doug, the town drunk!

Fresh and Fruity 10 Points

eat a super rare Pineapple!

Super Dog 10 Points

Ride Pup at full speed, uninterrupted for 10 seconds

Closest Shave Ever 25 Points

Jump over 5 spinning blades in a single Run